my mom is the most underrated poet in the game right now.

my mom is probably the most underground alt lit poets atm. the other day she just wrote to me, “i don’t want to but i will becuz my head will explode if i don’t and then i won’t have anywhere to put my earmuffs on” and after every one of her emails (from her post-ironic hotmail account) i’m left thinking “huh wut. wut does that mean??” and then she responds with a lol cat. pure genius. 

Reblog

  1. seraphiins said: text from my mother, postmodern medievalist: “i’m on my way home now prepare the fatted calf”
  2. out-nerd-myself said: Your mom is the best.
  3. andreablythe said: :D
  4. gabbygabbypoetry posted this